"Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean."

Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)

(Source: unusual-entities, via unexplained-events)

lubricates:

lubricates:

what if u could pee on your crush to mark your territory

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I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY

(via ryanisthemadking)

punwitch:

4417:

wtf

ftw

tfw

folks you are consuming recycled memes

100% sustainable meming. Green Memes

(via brownieinmotion)

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

(via pegboardnerds)

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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(via flackstar)